Where Am I Now??

So, here lately, I've been busier than a one legged man in a but kicking contest, but all good things though.

I finally got 6'4 the hell outta my house long enough to get some kind of cleanliness, orderliness, and semblance in my home. I ordered some furniture, and now i'm just waiting to see that BGE bill lol. To be totally honest, I spent a little bit more than I should've this month, but it's all good because I have enough for rent (lol, I think).

The last few days have been the busiest yet though; but it's ok because I got to cross a few items off of my Life To Do List (which by the way includes making love to Idris Elba, skydiving, going on tour with Fantasia, Beyonce, and the Clark Sisters, etc.)

Yet I digress lol. Anywho, one of my good friends, T who is extremely gifted in the field of music asked me if I would consider singing with him and a group of other talented musicians for a studio recording. of course I obliged, and let me just say, those people are the most talented group of people I've ever had the pleasure of working with, and I don't even regret using my second to last sick day to be apart of this effort.

Now, this is not my first studio experience, it's actually my 6th or 7th, but the professionalism and the sound that was produced by our sound tech/engineer was absolutely amazing.

In 2 days we banged 6 songs out, and for anybody that is familiar with studio recording, or just music in general, that's a lot of ground to cover with singing, breaks, solos, redos, bathroom time, jokin around, etc.

Anyhow,I can't wait til our next session and i'll definitely let you know when our "album" cuts...

The above pictures are of me and the group and them tramps sang me into a filthy dirty frenzy you hear?

Random Update

Soooo, I know I haven't been around "Blogifornia" lately, but things have been a little crazy around here. I between work, cooking, "christening" my apartment with 6'4, and doing any and everything else, I haven't really had time for much else. But no fear, Jared is here to stay!

Basically, the pictures I posted of my crib are pretty much identical to what it looks like now. Boxes and dirty laundry have taken over lol, but it'll be taken care of soon enough.

Communication with my parents has been minimal, but good nonetheless. I think I miss them, but not enough to be home sick...yet. It's only been a week.

I had to call maintenance already because my toilet is backed up and my oven started smoking when I turned it on : (. lol... a mess.

Last night I went to Club Bunns in Baltimore. I am not a big go out, clubby person,so when I go, I do it big. Yes, it was chilly, but No, I didn't let the temperature control my wardrobe choices. I had on some charcoal and white cuffed mid thigh shorts and my Steve Madden knee hi gold cowboy boots and a little seafoam green t-shirt and a big locket and my Marc Jacobs sunglasses.
The night was fun I suppose. I guess as fun as one can imagine. A bunch of alcohol ridden dudes rubbing their hard ons into my back and whispering what they wanted to do to me in the privacy of their homes... yeah, it was alright.

But that's what I've been up to here lately. How've you guys been?

So, It'S finally over and I'm so happy it is. The move is complete! Earlier last week, me and my parents had a little clash of wills, so I ended up staying in an empty apartment. : (, but after a few apologies on both ends, all issues were resolved. Yesterday, my fam and I carted all my earthly possessions to [insert address] and I now live here. As you can probably see in the pictures, things are kinda messy of course (boxes and newspaper everywhere; matress in the living room; etc.), but they more than likely will be that way for the next few weeks.

Oh and by the way, yes that's Beyonce on my refrigerator, and yes that's 6'4 laying on my mattress lol!

Have a good day!

Blessed and Highly Favored

So, those of you read the blog or know anything about me, you know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Clark Sisters (lol funny how I go from talking about butt plugs to an internationally reknown gospel quartet right?) But anyway I LOVE them sangin' heffas and have as far back as I can remember.

Well, to my surprise, I found out that my FAVORITE sister Dorinda, will be in Baltimore on April 11, and you already know I bought my floor seat!

Her along with Richard Smallwood and Tye Tribbett are gonna lay me out All Nite!

Well, my current beau, who I previously spoke about (6'4), knows of my obsession with these Divine Divas, and he also knows that I missed them when they came to Baltimore, so this wonderful piece of chocolate man bought me a ticket to see them in their concert in Atlanta in June(the one with the meet and greet reception following) aaaand the hotel room and the roundtrip airfare.....

Aaaaaaaah, I think I'm in love.

I Asked But Nobody Responded

So last post I asked if I could do a sex post but noone except for my girl Jasmin from "Divalicious Opinions" said yes, so she bought the farm for everyone and I'm writing it. To be totally honest, I would've written it anyway because of 2 reasons. 1)because everyone should know about this 2)I haven't written a sex post in a long time 3)this is my blog :) (ok I changed it. 3 reasons)

So of course before I begin, I throw a disclosure out there before I write something of a explicit subject matter. If you are uncomfortable with anything of homosexual sex or sex in general stop reading now..... ok now................... ok for real now.................. aight. I warned yo asses.

So I was a little antsy about writing this, but I figured if it was out of line one of my peers would tell me how wrong I am and I'll write a public apology.

Anyway, as some or all of you may know, Jared has a problem with being on the receiving end of anal sex. This isn't the first time that I've written something about it but it surely won't be the last. Now, despite all the problems that I have, it still never fails that I either have the urge to do it, ot someone has the urge to do it with me. This wouldn't be so much of a problem if those people didn't have like Goliath-esque penises : (.

Currently, the "penis" that I'm trying to "conquer" is that of 6'4. I talked about him like a couple weeks ago, and yes we're still communicating, but instead of us being in a boyfriend/boyfriend relationship, it's more of a "I'll call you when I want my ass ate out, you call me when you want your dick sucked" type thing. I guess the good thing about it though is that neither one of us feel pressured to do anything or make the relationship something that it's not. Also, neither one of us are involved with anybody else.

So just as a clarification.. his dick is really big, and my asshole is, well, really not.

I tried everything to "warm myself up" if you will for that big ass piece of meat. Dildos, lube, "anal exercises", etc etc. None of which worked.

So I went to a LOVE ONES store in my area and got some help from Dottie (I doubt that was her real name). I told her about my little issue and she introduced me to the world of butt plugs. But plugs are these cone shaped objects that are meant to give pleasure anally and to stretch the anus (there's actually a whole article about them on Wikipedia... who knew?)

So Anyway there these "anal stimulants" in all shapes, sizes, and colors as you can probably guess if you're in a sex toy store.

I just bought a plain one that was not super big and not super small and of course a coniderable amount of lubrication (WET Platinum).

All I'm going to say is, if you have anal sex and haven't used a butt plug, please purchase one.

I had the BEST orgasm that I have ever had (by myself or with someone else) and I even think I'm ready to face the giant. : )

Fine Liqeour

Ok so last night at around 1130 I was driving home and when I was trying to enter my neighborhood, this guy was walking through the entrance so I couldn't drive through.

At first, I didn't pay ol' dude any mind, but then I realized that this wasn't just any dude. He was a very well dressed, handsome, COLD dude (it was 24 degreeslast night). Anyway, I just drove on past and minded my own business as I turned on to my street.... but then I felt bad. So I whipped around and rolled down the window and was like "Dude, are you ok?" He turned around and was like "My car broke down and I'm walking to the gas station" so I responded "Get in, I'll take you."

::Ok I know what you're thinking, he coulda been a serial killer or a rapist, but hey he had a nice face::

So, anywho, dude gets in, and I'm driving to the gas station and rapping each other up: What's your name? Where you comin from? You don't have a bigger coat? You were going to try to make it all the way to Baltimore with no gas?? You're 21? etc etc

So we get to the closest gas station which is literally 1 minute driving from my house. We get there, but sadly the gas station was closed, so we had to go to the gas station that's like 7 minutes driving (imagine if he had to walk that far right?) Let's call him FL (Fine Liqueor).

FL got a gas canister and filled it up and on the way back to his car he couldn't be more thankful, and when we got to his car and filled his tank up with the gas he just bought, he even tried to take me to an ATM machine to take his damn money. Of course I declined, but then he asked me if I'd setle for dinner.

Hell yeah! I LOVE free food. Me and FL have a date! Is that wrong?

::Question of the Day::
Can I write a sex post in a couple days?? My eyes were opened to something last night... : )

A Brief Update

Ok, first of all, special and many thanks go out to everyone who was thinking about and praying for my family the last couple days. My dad is out of the hospital and is doing well... ummm a little too well actually. It's like the man never learns. The doctor told him he could come home but some diet changes would definitely be in order as well as regular exercise. Yeah ummmm.. Last night he snuck out to get Popeye's.... I'm over it.

With all the foolishness regarding my dad's health on Saturday night/Sunday morning, I felt the best way to cope was to treat myself to a little retail therapy. And that I did. I bought a few pairs of cute work slacks and a melon colored cardigan from Express and a couple Oxford style ties. I also had a field day at Wal*Mart and bought some little important things that I'll need for my crib (paper towels, Windex, broom, candles, shower liner, etc...).

Then, me and my mom's friend went to Ikea and I bought a cute dining room table and some other little decorative items that will spice my place up a little bit. I had a really good time doing that cuz it gave me a lot of really good ideas on how I wanted to decorate and what color schemes I wanted to use... And I bought a cart-load of stuff but I only spent $76 (including my table).... Only thing is, I have to find some nigga to putt it together for me, because I simply just will not, ok?!

I went to the apartment Saturday afternoon and got to take a look at my actual unit. Maintenance had pretty much finished cleaning up after the previous tenant, so I finaly got the key to MY unit. As soon as I got in, the clothes INSTANTLY came off and I danced naked for 15 minutes... then of course, I walked out that bitch like nothing happened.

Things are shaping up nicely, and my countdown is getting shorter and shorter. I wish March would hurry up and come...

Oh and by the way. Thanks so much to everyone that bought me something on the registry... Greatly Appreciative ok!? Expect to get some kind of correspondence from me within the next few weeks.

Question of the Day ::drumroll::
Who's buying Janet's CD "Discipline" tomorrow?... not me!