Aaaah as summer comes to a close and I think back about the chain of events that led to this point, I'm disappointed in myself.... I didn't do anything I said I was going to do....

Tee Hee.... ummm

Ok, so after many threats of vicious ass whippings and actually murder (Cocoa), I am back in action on my blog. I do apologize for the long delay but so many things have taken place, and I haven't had the time to actually sit down and write a new post.. well that is, until now. It's hard to believe that it's really only been a month and a half.. It just seems like so much longer and I've missed you guys so much.

But anwyays, let's get started. Since July, I've been busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest. Work is still simply work, but I started a special project that has required me to do a lot of travelling around the U.S. I've been to Rochester, L.A., and Tampa since I last posted, aaando I even got a raise (hallelujah! ::shouts like an old woman in church::).

Also, I started school on-line at Art Institutes and I'm studying graphic art..........and my job is paying for it. I am really having a good time. It is really fulfilling. So I'll probably let them whores pay my tuition until I get my degree and then chuck the dueces on them whores. Aaaah paid education. It's a wonderful thing...

Speaking of work, I am going to take a leave of absence really soon, because I may be going on tour with Zack Williams and Byron Cage soon... It's a fall tour that I'm really not supposed to say much about. So I'm not going to lol.

In other news, my mother boought me a Louis Vuitton KeepAll 45 duffel bag when we went to Chevy Chase 3 days ago, so that when I travel for work, I can travel in style... ::shouts again like an old woman in church::

Also, those avid readers of my blog know and remember Marcus well ,and we're actually going to be roommates. Yeah I know it seems crazy and unexpected, but we've actually become really good friends over these last few months, and it's a really good way for both of us to cut costs. We've been looking at some really nice places in Downtown Baltimore around the area where the reunion was. Really nice that place is.

For those of you who wish to get in contact with me, neither my email address nor my Myspace page have changed so hit me up so I can provide you my phone number....

Hey where is my cocoa and my warren boo?

Kick My "Ask"

So I don't have much to say, but as I usually do on my days off, I was parousing YouTube today and found this funny ass video.. please watch and laugh. I love kids.

I Love Being Gay

So I know my posts are on this weird ass schedule, but I just keep having these ideas and those of you who blog frequently, know that when you have an idea, you better write it and at least draft it because you'll forget.

Anywho, I just love being gay. I really do. I was on BGC last night looking at some of the Forum Posts, and i just smiled and said to myself "These are my people!". Here is a list that I comprised/am in the process of comprising about why I love being gay.

• I love the way gays have this like inate sense of humor and wit. It's just amazing to me.
• I love the way we as gays are so creative when it comes to artistic stuff; art, singing, etc
• I love the way we (those who are out anyway) can just strut down the street and just pump and not care
• I love the fact there is such a dynamic in our community.
• I love the fact that when we as gays have family problems, other gays surround them and we have these familial bonds that are closer than blood.
• I love the way homos have taken over the fashion industry
• I love the way homos have taken over the gospel music industry
• I love the way homos have taken over every industry
• I love when we dress up in drag, girls are envious
• I love the way that even though we will take extreme measures, we are the most image conscious people on earth
• I love the way our culture has evolved into something grand and beautiful
• I love the way the older gays give the younger gays advice

I don't know, just something that came to mind. I'll be adding more as more comes, but in the meantime, you guys can add on if you like

I Wrote This Today

I'm over the whole bf thing... when you're by yourself, it's just a whole lot easier not to get hurt, because if someone else hurts you, you cant help it. If your hurt yourself, you can only be mad at YOURSELF.

Atlanta, the Clark Sisters, and some other Bullshit

So, I'm going to write about my wonderful weekend, parlaying with the Clark Sisters in my soon to be hometown of Atlanta, but first I have some other shit I want to talk about!

First, I've been talking to this guy Black Prose on and off for like almost a year now. Our relationship is interesting because he is a writer, and he's super intelligent and really deep, not to mention, kinda cute. Well, recently, we started talking again after like a 4 month hiatus (due to my recent induction back into the MySpace fam), and here and there we conversed and traded pics, etc. etc. and I was just happy not really getting anything from him but the occasional "howdy." Well, the other day, I got a call from him; or so I thought. It was actually his boyfriend pretending to be BP asking me various questions about how I was, did I think he was sexy, basically trying to get me to tell him what was really going on between me and BP.... he succeeded. I sang like a canary. By accident. Well, at the end of the convo, he says, this is not really BP, this is his boyfriend. I bet you didn't know he had one of those did you. He went on to tell me they had been dating for some time and all this other shit I didn't too much care about... Nonetheless, I contacted him via text saying "Hey, I talked to your boyfriend the other day" and this is the response I received:
"I know... I heard. And I know that I can not talk to you anymore. I never wanted anything from you. The reality is that I wanted everything from my boyfriend. Instead of facing the problem within my relationship, I strayed and ran away else where. My whole problem with me is that I am afraid to face my own demons. I am sorry to hav eled you on because I never wanted anyone but him. So that said, I can't have anything to do with you. And I will not, simply because my bf means too much to me. And right now I am losing him. So goodbye. Please don't call.

His MySpace url is the following: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=43775724

In other news, me and my ex Marcus have been talking alot lately... Now to be 100% honest, I can't say I'm totally over that nigga, but I can function without having a withdrawal breakdown. Well he told me he had sex with this guy that I know and see on a regular basis, and for some reason or another, it bothered me. Even though I've been in relationships and had sex with other people since then, I still can't help but feel some type of way now that this new info has surfaced....

Anyway, on to Atlanta. As you guys all know, 6'4 bought me a ticket to see the Clark Sisters in Atlanta this past weekend and I really enjoyed myself. Prior to me leaving, my grandmother had an emergency and I had to attend to her, so I thought I wouldn't be able to go, but me and some friends bit the bullet and drove from B'more to ATL, and it was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Atlanta is a beautiful city and I really enojoyed myself being there, and at the concert. Man, those sisters ran and squalled us all into a sick frenzy, and the concert was full of queens. (oh yeah, and I was 7 rows back, so when they sneezed, they could hear me say bless you).... I'm really considering making Atlanta my new home.... Enjoy the pics! I have some more but I can't find the USB cord for my camera... they had pics of me and KiKi Sheard. Now we weren't really allowed to take pics, but I did get a few.

The sisters in all their splendor and glory
Dorinda, Karen, Jacky, Twinkie, KiKi, and Dorinda's Daughter (what's her name??)
Dorinda and Karen
Karen is soooo pretty
Jacky's daughter Angel (backup singer)

Me in prep for the show
Beautiful ATL skyline
Blessed and Highly Favored
Jacky singing "Angels"

Oh yeah and many thanks to Norris for the hotel hookup and making sure I was taken care of.... EAT IT!

Curiosity Killed My Bank Account

Soooo... this is what i get for being nasty. A couple days ago I was doing a PowerPoint presentation for work and I went online to look for some ClipArt just to make my presentation pop. The ones on my computer already were so old and blah, and I needed something new and fresh. So anyway, I think I googled like "cartoon clips" or something like that and the results page provided me a vast array of free clip art to choose from so that I could jazz my slides up a bit.

Well, one thing that did catch my eye on the result page was somthing that said cartoon porn. Curiosity took over and when I clicked the link, I was completely taken aback by what I saw. Pictures and pictures of cartoons that I grew up watching and loving were depicted performing sexual acts on each other... Cartoons like the Simpsons, Family Guy, the Flinstones, Mulan (wtf??). So what did my dumbass do? I purchased a 3-day trial membership for $3.95.

Now, I'm not a big porn person, so I'm always kinda antsy when I make purchases like this because I'm scared to put my credit card info on there, but this purchase wasn't so much about the porn, it was about the intrigue of cartoons I love having sex with each other!!

So after throuroughly reading the terms and conditions and reading that if I did not cancel my subscription to the site within the 3-day trial, I would be charged as a full member at $39.95. So I browsed a bit more, laughed, sat stunned, and was flabbergasted for about 30 minutes and then clicked the link to cancel my subscription... or so I thought.

I checked my bank statement yesterday and saw that I had a charge for $39.95 as well as a charge for $3.95 from the same person.... So you know I called them people and went off right? Not only are they refunding my 39.95 and the 3.95, but they're also paying my overdraft fee lol.... Now what?

I guess my only question would be, am I the only one oblivious to the fact that there is a world of crazy cartoon porn that is really popular enough to have multiple websites? I'll never watch Cartoon Network again.

P.S. you bitches thought I was lying huh?