Bitch, I'm Broke

Yes it is true. Now I won't complain, because throughout this "recession", I haven't had to worry about much. I've had gas in my car, I've been able to pay rent, I've been able to eat regularly, etc. But here recently, I've been broke as shit!

This is how I know I've been broke! Last week, I had to call my car financing company and tell them that I got laid off so I could get a deferred payment plan. I've been so broke that if somebody told me that I could make love to Idris Elba (thank you jesus) for $10, I would have to take out a payday loan! I've been so broke, that I've considered working food service (ill)... shit! I've been so broke, I've considered working whore service! I've been so broke, I had to ask my parents for money (yuck)! I've been so broke, I am now a gold member at www.cashnetusa.com which is one of the biggest legal loan sharking institutes in America! (pay day loans are addictive. don't effin juge me!)....

But again, I will not complain, because alas, if penis wasn't free, I probably would be bankrupt because I've been getting an over abundance of that here lately. mmmm I have a lot to be thankful for ;-)

BIIIIITTTTCCCHHH!!!

So for all those who are wondering (and to those who are not), Marcus and I are fine. Every now and then a little discrepancy or a little tustle is always good because the makeup sex is AMAZING! (believe me when I say hunny!). My ol' roomstore bed almost didn't make it... mmm.. (shakes my head).

But anywho, as we all should know, "I Am...Sasha Fierce" came out today, and the bitch rocks. In celebration, I decorated my desk at work today.. below is the picture of my mini Bey shrine...

May I just say that the bitch is off the damn chain! And yes I am biased. And yes I did purchase 2 copies lol!

Sooo...

Me and Marcus broke up last night ( and no Joey it wasn't the thing we talked about).. It's a long story that I don't have the heart to go into right now as it just happened yesterday. I am kinda heartbroken right now. I think I'm going to be taking another little blog break. In the meantime, I'm going to be looking for a place to relocate. I'm tired of fuckin Baltimore....