Friday, November 21, 2008

Bitch, I'm Broke

Yes it is true. Now I won't complain, because throughout this "recession", I haven't had to worry about much. I've had gas in my car, I've been able to pay rent, I've been able to eat regularly, etc. But here recently, I've been broke as shit!

This is how I know I've been broke! Last week, I had to call my car financing company and tell them that I got laid off so I could get a deferred payment plan. I've been so broke that if somebody told me that I could make love to Idris Elba (thank you jesus) for $10, I would have to take out a payday loan! I've been so broke, that I've considered working food service (ill)... shit! I've been so broke, I've considered working whore service! I've been so broke, I had to ask my parents for money (yuck)! I've been so broke, I am now a gold member at www.cashnetusa.com which is one of the biggest legal loan sharking institutes in America! (pay day loans are addictive. don't effin juge me!)....

But again, I will not complain, because alas, if penis wasn't free, I probably would be bankrupt because I've been getting an over abundance of that here lately. mmmm I have a lot to be thankful for ;-)

11 comments:

Joey Bahamas said...

You're doing shows. Why are you so broke lil girl? Maybe you should cut some costs...enact a spending freeze, pay for only the things you need.You know if you need a hot meal, and some liquor I'll get you together...u can bring Marcus too! Luv you!!!

JB

Darius T. Williams said...

Ha - not an abundance - hilarious!

I'm with JB - get that spending under control.

Cocoa Rican said...

Awww...our baby is gettin' banged like a Vegas hookah...LOL
I think we're all a bit overspent lately...I think it's cyclical (sp)...hang in there!

Mr. Jones said...

You are a mess, Jared. Payday loans are not the biz. You can't cut back on costs? I know I've been doing that. I'm glad you're getting smashed on the regular. Is it good?

Acoustic Soul said...

Payday loans are horrible. You need to get out of that cycle. LOL

ShawnQt said...

LOL u is so funny! I mean something has to last right?

houstonmacbro said...

I am ... speechless. Sorry to hear about $$$ troubles. Things will eventually improve though.

RocaFella07 said...

Chile! This makes NO sense!

;-)

fuzzy said...

You broke but got regular dick coming in! Work it hunny!

All will work out, I'm sure. I'm a livin witness, things always work out!

Cocoa Rican said...

where are you nephew???

Promiscuous X said...

OMG OMG cant breathe Cocoa Rican too fuckn funny ...NOT A VEGAS HOOKAH lmao....