Friday, February 29, 2008

I Asked But Nobody Responded

So last post I asked if I could do a sex post but noone except for my girl Jasmin from "Divalicious Opinions" said yes, so she bought the farm for everyone and I'm writing it. To be totally honest, I would've written it anyway because of 2 reasons. 1)because everyone should know about this 2)I haven't written a sex post in a long time 3)this is my blog :) (ok I changed it. 3 reasons)

So of course before I begin, I throw a disclosure out there before I write something of a explicit subject matter. If you are uncomfortable with anything of homosexual sex or sex in general stop reading now..... ok now................... ok for real now.................. aight. I warned yo asses.

So I was a little antsy about writing this, but I figured if it was out of line one of my peers would tell me how wrong I am and I'll write a public apology.

Anyway, as some or all of you may know, Jared has a problem with being on the receiving end of anal sex. This isn't the first time that I've written something about it but it surely won't be the last. Now, despite all the problems that I have, it still never fails that I either have the urge to do it, ot someone has the urge to do it with me. This wouldn't be so much of a problem if those people didn't have like Goliath-esque penises : (.

Currently, the "penis" that I'm trying to "conquer" is that of 6'4. I talked about him like a couple weeks ago, and yes we're still communicating, but instead of us being in a boyfriend/boyfriend relationship, it's more of a "I'll call you when I want my ass ate out, you call me when you want your dick sucked" type thing. I guess the good thing about it though is that neither one of us feel pressured to do anything or make the relationship something that it's not. Also, neither one of us are involved with anybody else.

So just as a clarification.. his dick is really big, and my asshole is, well, really not.

I tried everything to "warm myself up" if you will for that big ass piece of meat. Dildos, lube, "anal exercises", etc etc. None of which worked.

So I went to a LOVE ONES store in my area and got some help from Dottie (I doubt that was her real name). I told her about my little issue and she introduced me to the world of butt plugs. But plugs are these cone shaped objects that are meant to give pleasure anally and to stretch the anus (there's actually a whole article about them on Wikipedia... who knew?)

So Anyway there these "anal stimulants" in all shapes, sizes, and colors as you can probably guess if you're in a sex toy store.

I just bought a plain one that was not super big and not super small and of course a coniderable amount of lubrication (WET Platinum).

All I'm going to say is, if you have anal sex and haven't used a butt plug, please purchase one.

I had the BEST orgasm that I have ever had (by myself or with someone else) and I even think I'm ready to face the giant. : )


Darius T. Williams said...

A butt plug? Are you serious? This is funny. Yea, I'm w/you on the anal sex deal. I'm in a relationship now and I know the day is coming sometime soon. I am sooo not looking forward to it, but I know Jason is. Maybe I will need to look into one of these - lol.

Chet said...

Now that I have removed myself from the floor after reading your blog; Young man please whatever you do make it as natural as possible, 6'4 will have to take his time and work with that azz of yours, no objects and no rushing into things, it is obvious that you want the dick, but can't stand the rain up agaist your window (pain). I am sure that once you get right down into the mood and the two of you are playing hot and heavy you will have him ease that monster right into you, and yes it will be painful, but pleasurable.

Anonymous said...

ummmmmmmmmmmm, is this something you walk around with all day in your butt?

RocaFella07 said...

DEAD @ "anal exercises" LOL!!

Glad you had fun!


Chet said...

Butt Plug? Okay Ihave to be more opened mined especially about the butt plug since it gave you such pleasure. Have fun!

Cocoa Rican said...

Alrighty be honest, I'm not a toy person pa...I simply hate the thought of artificial shit in me...especially when I've always felt that one of the blessings of gay male sex is that we're equipped to do it all naturally. As I mentioned to you when you first told me about it, my butt plug is attached to a 6' red hottie and I like it that way. To keep it real, I don't even allow fingers in my pootie...LOL... all said, you know my rule, whatever works for you and makes you feel good is what you should do. BD and I take the no holes..I mean, holds...barred approach. We're completely satisfied and I wouldn't have it any other way. Then again, I suspect that with the naturally freaky and HOT-TO-DEATH nature of my Puerto Rican blood I wouldn't accept being restricted from anything. Keep exploring, enjoying and living's the way to go!

PRIMO said...

WOW! Comedy. LMAO.

One Man’s Opinion said...

Okay, I went from learning that you were moving out on your own to the fact that you have a "not" big anus. Wow. So I am guessing, in comparison to your anus all penis are big. Who knew. Whatever, this was truly an experience, my brother. But you did put in a disclamier. LOL. Not passing judgment. We all have our likes and dislikes. Like your uncle cocoa saidl "whatever works for you..." Still....I thought you were a virgin man! Damn! They grow up so fast.

D.LavarJames said...

OMG,, I am on the freakin floor,

6.5 inches is not big boo, that's pretty average, especially when you have these guys wantin to git with 9's and 10's.

You just keep doin those excercises and it'll be alright.

Monie said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! An article on Wiki and everything! I'm glad all that worked out for you.

That Dude Right There said...

As I too get off the floor after fainting, I must say that...I don't know what to say.

L. Renee' said...

Thanks for visiting my blog.
I have always wanted to visit one of those shops. Not so sure about the butt plug. LOL
But, if it works for you enjoy!

Mr. Jones said...

It's not often that Mr. Jones will have nothing to say.

You're witnessing history here, folks.

fuzzy said...

I responded... i should of been more clear! I said OMG YESSS (meaning I love sex posts)

lol I see the disclaimer!!! lol

Since I am reading while typing this comment I will tell you! Fo Sho!!! You're a TOP? Oh WoW! Me and you gonna need to talk!

So you are talking with someone and it sounds like a soft core sex buddy! Hell ain't nothing wrong with that!

Anal toys J? I ain't gonna knock it, I been there! I find that if you are wanting "it" enough and focus on taking in your "guest" then you will do better. Control muscles and use the push technique and it gets in easier. Note, only use push method if you have some control lol... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell me how the "giant" was!

Humility731 said...

All I can say is WOW. I went into the Loved Ones on Broadway street and I could have swore the lady in there looked like a Dottie !

anyway, I have seen the butt plugs before but never understood their purpose. thanks for the lesson learned !