So last post I asked if I could do a sex post but noone except for my girl Jasmin from "Divalicious Opinions" said yes, so she bought the farm for everyone and I'm writing it. To be totally honest, I would've written it anyway because of 2 reasons. 1)because everyone should know about this 2)I haven't written a sex post in a long time 3)this is my blog :) (ok I changed it. 3 reasons)
So of course before I begin, I throw a disclosure out there before I write something of a explicit subject matter. If you are uncomfortable with anything of homosexual sex or sex in general stop reading now..... ok now................... ok for real now.................. aight. I warned yo asses.
So I was a little antsy about writing this, but I figured if it was out of line one of my peers would tell me how wrong I am and I'll write a public apology.
Anyway, as some or all of you may know, Jared has a problem with being on the receiving end of anal sex. This isn't the first time that I've written something about it but it surely won't be the last. Now, despite all the problems that I have, it still never fails that I either have the urge to do it, ot someone has the urge to do it with me. This wouldn't be so much of a problem if those people didn't have like Goliath-esque penises : (.
Currently, the "penis" that I'm trying to "conquer" is that of 6'4. I talked about him like a couple weeks ago, and yes we're still communicating, but instead of us being in a boyfriend/boyfriend relationship, it's more of a "I'll call you when I want my ass ate out, you call me when you want your dick sucked" type thing. I guess the good thing about it though is that neither one of us feel pressured to do anything or make the relationship something that it's not. Also, neither one of us are involved with anybody else.
So just as a clarification.. his dick is really big, and my asshole is, well, really not.
I tried everything to "warm myself up" if you will for that big ass piece of meat. Dildos, lube, "anal exercises", etc etc. None of which worked.
So I went to a LOVE ONES store in my area and got some help from Dottie (I doubt that was her real name). I told her about my little issue and she introduced me to the world of butt plugs. But plugs are these cone shaped objects that are meant to give pleasure anally and to stretch the anus (there's actually a whole article about them on Wikipedia... who knew?)
So Anyway there these "anal stimulants" in all shapes, sizes, and colors as you can probably guess if you're in a sex toy store.
I just bought a plain one that was not super big and not super small and of course a coniderable amount of lubrication (WET Platinum).
All I'm going to say is, if you have anal sex and haven't used a butt plug, please purchase one.
I had the BEST orgasm that I have ever had (by myself or with someone else) and I even think I'm ready to face the giant. : )