Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Curiosity Killed My Bank Account

Soooo... this is what i get for being nasty. A couple days ago I was doing a PowerPoint presentation for work and I went online to look for some ClipArt just to make my presentation pop. The ones on my computer already were so old and blah, and I needed something new and fresh. So anyway, I think I googled like "cartoon clips" or something like that and the results page provided me a vast array of free clip art to choose from so that I could jazz my slides up a bit.
Well, one thing that did catch my eye on the result page was somthing that said cartoon porn. Curiosity took over and when I clicked the link, I was completely taken aback by what I saw. Pictures and pictures of cartoons that I grew up watching and loving were depicted performing sexual acts on each other... Cartoons like the Simpsons, Family Guy, the Flinstones, Mulan (wtf??). So what did my dumbass do? I purchased a 3-day trial membership for $3.95.
Now, I'm not a big porn person, so I'm always kinda antsy when I make purchases like this because I'm scared to put my credit card info on there, but this purchase wasn't so much about the porn, it was about the intrigue of cartoons I love having sex with each other!!
So after throuroughly reading the terms and conditions and reading that if I did not cancel my subscription to the site within the 3-day trial, I would be charged as a full member at $39.95. So I browsed a bit more, laughed, sat stunned, and was flabbergasted for about 30 minutes and then clicked the link to cancel my subscription... or so I thought.

I checked my bank statement yesterday and saw that I had a charge for $39.95 as well as a charge for $3.95 from the same person.... So you know I called them people and went off right? Not only are they refunding my 39.95 and the 3.95, but they're also paying my overdraft fee lol.... Now what?

I guess my only question would be, am I the only one oblivious to the fact that there is a world of crazy cartoon porn that is really popular enough to have multiple websites? I'll never watch Cartoon Network again.
P.S. you bitches thought I was lying huh?



18 comments:

ShawnQt said...

LOL yes I have seen them, and have a really good Charlie Brown Orgy on my computer! LOL

Oh Rosie! I always knew she was a les-bot!

WhozHe said...

Yeah, curiosity can get expensive especially if you combine it with sex and cartoon characters.

Scooby? Beastility? That's just plain nasty. I want to see the Black Green Lantern and Spawn hooking up, now that I'd pay for.

Joey Bahamas said...

I love that Yaoi shit...Gay Anime baby!!!!

Don't judge me...

ThisMightBeMe said...

lol...i'm sure u could've found those for free. i'm glad u r getting ur money back...

Unknown said...

First...alright for Shaggy packin'...guess I always knew he did...Second, I'm BIG on human nudity, etc., but porn cartoons wouldn't really hold an interest for me....I mean, I've seen some of it over the years, but I'm not impressed or excited by it. Sorry you had to have your pressure elevated before you learned the all-important lesson that is leaving your credit card and debit card info in your wallet.

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - so I knew Rosie and Mama Jetson was getting it on - I knew it, I knew it, I knew it - lol.

Acoustic Soul said...

A mess! I know there are cartoons out there. I get them all the time sent to me via text or email. Isn't it crazy tho!

Jazzy said...

OMG!!!! I aint able...I was so not prepared to see Scooby gettin some and Mrs. Jetson gettin at a dildo wearing Rosey...I am just too through!

Xem VanAdams said...

How FUN and SEXY...

Ive been AWARE of Cartoon Porn for Quite Some Time, but am STILL Amazed and INTRIGUED, EVERYTIME Someone shows me a New Photo...MUCH like the Ones You've Posted.

HILARIOUS!

Mr. Jones said...

OMG....that shit is out of control. What the fuck????

fuzzy said...

ummm I'm gonna need to see this charlie brown orgy! FOR REAL!!!

SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO BE WITH THE RINGTONES!

That Dude Right There said...

I can never watch cartoons again!!!

E said...

I'll never look at cartoons the same way again. Ahh..who am I kidding, I was corrupted years ago with images of Betty sucking Fred's dick and Barney eating Wilma's cooch.

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