Monday, March 19, 2007

Hey Guys

Hey guys! How's everything?! Let me first just say I have become the master of deleting histories and cookies lol. But anyway, what's goin on? Things on this end of the world are really lookin up! I finally payed that damn $900 cell phone bill, and it's finally starting to hit me that my time in this house is finally coming to a close. While my parents are walking on eggshells and having "nervous breakdowns" about what I'm gonna do once I turn grown and sexy, and I'm laughin' all the way to the graduation stage! But anyways...

Why in the FUCK did this girl yell out faggot in the hallway this morning and get cussed out?! Ok so, school starts at 7:15 so naturally I'm tired. And when I'm tired, I hear things lol, but I KNOW I wasn't hearing shit when I heard faggot just tumble out of her damn mouth! So me being the queeny girl I am in the morning, I turned the hell around and was like, "girl, what you say?" and she was like "I just said faggot, what's the problem, are you one?" I was like "HELL YEAH and you might just get your shit broken off for tryin' it with me hunny!" and then she was like "Yeah, whatever, I'll whoop your ass and then get my brother to whoop your ass!" OOOHHH GIRL WHAT!?!? I was like "Girl, when I fuck you up, it's gonna be really sad, and you can get your damn brother, I don't give a fuck. And when I fight, I don't fight clean, I fight DIRTY. SOOO expect to get cut and tazed...bitch!" By this time, a crowd had ensued, and they was all shocked that it was only 7:20 and somebody had already gotten cussed out....DAMN!!! This is why I don't deal with people...shit. But come June 10, 2007. I will be giving Meade Senior High School the deuces...eternally!

Why the hell am I just now watching I Love New York? Let me tell you, I do not love New York. She looks like a sick drag queen and her makeup is horrible. And did you see her mother?! Damn! She looks like Satan from "The Passion of the Christ"!! But that nig Real...he could get it!!!

If Sanjaya lasts another week, I'll murder myself.

That lady Robin Antin from that PussyCat Dolls show is FRESH out of the Botox Factory!

I'm done now I think, but I just want to let you guys know that when I come back blogging on the regular tip, I am re-vamping this whole shit. Be prepared to see Jared in rare form!

Peace and Hair Grease!

7 comments:

That Dude Right There said...

I thought that I was ot fire when I was in high school, but you are worse than I was. You letting the kids have it early in the morning!

Cocoa Rican said...

Yeah... I had a similar argument a few months back where a girl on the train said she would get her brotha to kick my ass... I said, bring your brotha, I'll kick his ass, then fuck his ass... how's that for faggot, bitch! Hmm... haven't seen hair or hyde of either yet. Anyway pa, it'll be all over in the morning. Just think of these days as the Jared-Claw-Sharpening-Sesssions for real life. For the record, Ms. NY ain't got shit to do with the real N-Y-C...so I'm a bit put off by the premise of the show... that bitch is more like back-door Richmond. As for the Sanjaya thingy...you know I done warned you a few times young man...don't nobody fuck with my Golden Sunshine...now Baby J, I luv your raggedy ass, but I'll cut you too short to shit if you step out of line with Sanjaya... now let me borrow some of your warming gel, I'm running low. LOL
BTW - you forgot to post one of your smiles...you just fuckin' up pa....

Marz said...

I don't understand why school would start that early unless it was boarding school. I've been arriving to school three hours late and just not caring. my new thing is screaming " No hetero" every couple minutes, because the straight boys have been yelling no homo and acting insane.


-Marz

Anonymous said...

We missed you. Keep it up

Joey Bahamas said...

Miss Thing...you let that lil bitch have it!!! And, I got my life. Keep posting gur.....

Trent Jackson said...

I see you got my care package with the box cutter and the tazer! Good. I was very nervous sending that...

I loved the way I sent all of it in a bible...

"Jesus redeemed my soul." -LMAO

j_shanlin said...

I love you trent jackson LMAO!!!!