How Would it Feel to be Gay - Pt. 2

Ok so sorry I left you guys hangin on the whole creative writing, How Would it Feel to be Gay thing, but I did right it and I was waiting to get my grade. I totally failed!! So Bob, tell him what he's won! Well, he's won a trip to the principal's office! Whoooooooo! My paper was all of one paragraph, and I think that I said more in that little paragraph than I ever could've in a whole 3 pages. So I know the burning question in everyone's mind is, "Well what the fuck did he write?". Here it is ladies and gentlemen.

How Would it Feel to be Gay?

How would it feel to be gay? That's a question that was meant to be deep, but doesn't merit a deep answer. The question doesn't even seem like a fully thought out one, but I won't get into that, as it would draw out something that doesn't need to be and shouldn't be drawn out. I know first hand how it feels to be gay because I am gay. SURPRISE! Being gay feels stupid and degrading when you have to write a non-sensical essay on how it feels to be such. I propose that next week's topic should be "How Would it Feel to be Black" or "How Would it Feel to be on Welfare" so that the faculty and administration can offend and/or piss off more students.

And that's it! That's my paper! Isn't that exiting!!!!! So tomorrow I have a meeting with my principal. This is just utterly PEACHY! I can't wait! I'll bring you Part 3 tomorrow after my meeting. Pray 4 me! lol.