Hmm....2006....what can I say? Like every year about this time I always try and sit and think "What the hell happened this year?" and "Why is next year like less than a week away?" and "What the hell is gonna happen next year?" So I always write about it in this "secret journal" that I have stashed away in my bedroom so that my parents just don't "happen to be in my room and read it" (hey that happened this year). So I guess, here is a quick play-by-play of what happened for me this year.
January - I felt refreshed an renewed for a new year. I went on a MAJOR shopping trip. Me and my ex were still together. Me and my parents weren't prepared to go through the hell we went through this year.
February - My daddy's birthday on the 18th. I was SO ready to get out of 11th grade. I came out at school. Me and my ex celebrated our one year anniversary, but I was already SO done with the relationship.
March - My parents "just happened to be in my room" and found my journal. They found out I was having sex, but I kept my writings gender neutral, so they thought I was having sex with a girl. They were mad that I didn't tell them that I had a "girlfriend". We had "THE TALK". I was like "Come on I'm 16 and I'm already having sex. I thought 'the talk' only worked if you weren't having sex." Oh yea my lil sister's birthda on the 10th. Go lil sis!
April - My parents did some more snooping and found my porno collection...yea....umm....wasn't exactly what they expected....umm.. so yea. What can I say? Later on that month they also found some nude pictures of me! oops, my bad! I meant to give those to my ex on Valentine's Day, but I forgot where I hid them. Apparantly my parents didn't. Now I probably could've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for them nasty messages I had put on the back such as.....well nevermind. Don't wanna put myself out there like that..lol. Umm..I started "counseling" with Richard Cohen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Cohen_(therapist)). He fed me some serious BULL! I was not eating it. I am convinced he is still gay too. I bet if Tyson or LL came up in there he would have his mouth all up on the dick!
May - I told my parents that I was NOT going to anymore stupid ass counseling sessions with Mr. Cohen, so they could stop wasting their money! It was almost my birthday so I was looking for a "freakum dress" so I could be flyy on my birthday. My ex and I took a break cuz he was gonna lose his life if we kept going the way we were going....I met "booby". I showed my ASS on my birthday (5/9)...literally..sike just kidding lol. I had a lil birthday party. I found out we were going on a family cruise in June.
June - SCHOOL LET OUT! I applied to Gap. I got the job. I applied to StateFarm Insurance. I got the job. I went on my cruise!!! I saw a lot of shirtless men! I ate my ass off! I bought a lot of jewelry and watches. The people in Haiti thought I was Usher and asked me for my autograph. I gave it to them. I even sang a few bars of "Yeah". The Haitians went WILD! My mom told me to stop! LMAO.that was so much fun. No word from my parents about the whole gay issue.
July - I started at Gap and Statefarm. Me and "booby" did it on the 13th for the first time ; )!!! I was like YES!!! My brother's birthday on the 17th. Still, no word from my parents about the whole gay issue.
August - Getting ready for school to start..07 ho! Me and Reggie and Kordale officially became best friends. The guy that called me a faggot all last year, now wants to lick my ass...I tell him to go fuck himself. Me being gay is officially non-existent to my parents.
September - B'day came out and I like to have sold my soul to Satan to get it. I got my Driver's License. Ever since I've been tearin' Route 100 UP!!!
October - Hearin' all this stuff about Dreamgirls. Me and "booby" are talkin heavy but nothin's official. I got a new car on the 13th....totaled it on the 18th!! oops, my bad! Parents are SUPER PISSED!
November: Getting ready to see Dreamgirls. Waiting for Thanksgiving. Me and "Booby" spent Thanksgiving together! I spent Thanksgiving night at a co-worker's house. Barbara, Maurice...hey gir! What's the T gir?! I started blogging on the 13th after reading Darian's blog.
December: I go to Bonefish Grill on the the 17th and get totally WASTED!!! (good thing I didn't have to drive home!!) Mommy's birthday on the 15th. She's 40, and looks good if I do say so myself! I break my phone in half on the 2nd. I spent like $500 total in clothes this month...oops, my bad! "Booby" comes home for the Holiday break and we spend a lot of time together. I see Dreamgirls twice. I'm sitting here writing about 2006..lol.
I guess that's it. At the beginning of the year I feel like I was so young. Now I feel all old. hmm...the difference 363 days can make. Oh well...enjoy the last couple days of your year!