Ok so, I'm always on people's blog and they have all these interviews with important/famous people (QueerKid, Clay Cane). So, I thought about it and I realized I don't know any famous people, but I do have friends, so I interviewed my bestest friend in the whole world, Kordale. It's nothing really in depth or thought provoking, I just thought it would be fun, so here it is.
Jared: What are you doing?
Kordale: Right now?
J: No, tomorrow. Yes right now!
K: Whatever, nothing just waiting for my cousin to get off of work so I can go pick him up and listening to my Zune.
J: Oh, you got one of those?
J: For Christmas?
J: Ok so, what are you listening to the most on there?
K: Well I downloaded the Ciara CD and a little bit of Fantasia.
J: OH that's my SHIT! What did you get off of there?
K: Just that one song "Hood Boy".
J: Bitch you need to get on it...get the whole CD please.
J: Ok so, a lot of people are talking about size...does size matter to you?
K: No, just as long as the person has one.
J: Wow, you're nasty.
K: But I'm honest.
J: Let's not EVEN get into that! So are you ready to graduate?
K: I am...at first I didn't know what I wanted to do, but now I do
J: Which is going to the military, right?
J: Are you scared?
K: No not really, I'm just having second thoughts. I still want to do stuff with animals.
J: Ill like what?
K: Like work at a zoo or something...
J: Wow, I never knew that...that's interesting. You're serious right?
K: Yeah, very serious.
J: So are you single?
J: Are you looking?
K: Yea, but I'm kinda talking to somebody too.
J: I hope you're not talking about that rich guy.
J: Or that other guy.
J: Oh ok. So let's talk about your relationship with Raoul*.
K: That bitch.
J: Yea I knew that would get you hot!
K: I don't even want to talk about it.
J: This is MY interview ho. You're gonna talk about it.
K: Anyway...He just really made me mad.
J: Yeah I know, I was about to cut him when I met him.
K: Yeah and that's the other thing, I don't like how he disrespected you. You come before anybody I date.
J: Awwwwww!!!! Really?
K: Yeah, you know that.
J: I know, I'm just making sure YOU know.
J: Ok so let's get off of that...Saturday you'll be the big 1-8. Do you have any plans besides the ones we've already made? Any tattoos or piercings or anything?
K: Well I can't get any tattoos because of the military, but I do want to get my tongue pierced.
J: Ill why?
K: So I can give better head.
J: I hope you know that I'm writing that.
K: NOOO come on I forgot that we were recording.
J: Your fault; I'm writing it!
K: Whatever. But yeah, I'm gonna get my tongue pierced, but I'm not saying anything because Darren* just got his pierced, and he'll think I'm copying him.
J: When did Darren* get his tongue pierced?
K: A while ago.
J: I don't like him...he's a clown.
K: Yeah I know me neither, but I'm not going to hate on him because it's a new year and I said I wasn't going to.
J: I couldn't have said it better.....so if there's nothing else, I think we're finished here.
K: I hope, cuz you're getting on my nerves.
J: Whatever...thank you for letting me interview you!
K: No problem anytime.
So that's it people! LMAO...how'd I do?! lol.
*Names were changed to protect bullshitters!