Friday, January 19, 2007

Things I Hate About Myspace and Other Various Dating/Networking Sites

I have been on myspace since last year and I've been on some other dating/networking sites for about that time as well. It's cool, because I've met a lot of people and found some people that I haven't seen in years. BUT, there are some things that I absolutely can't stand about these sites and I have comprised a list that I will share with you now.

  • I HATE when people post those stupid bulletins talkin' bout "OMG This Really Works!!!!!" and the bulletin has some great "Myspace profile counter" or some "Top 100" I hate that shit!! It doesn't work!
  • I HATE when people have like 6,000 friends....you're stupid....go play on train tracks
  • I HATE when people put pictures in their photo album and they put a caption on it saying "I'm so ugly", or "I'm so fat"...no you're not, and if you were, you wouldn't have posted the picture.
  • I CAN'T STAND when people post those bulletins with some pointless shit in it and then at the bottom say "send this to 10 people in the next 3 minutes or your love life is gonna suck for the next 10 years" Ok my love life already sucks, so I have nothing to lose.
  • I HATE when people send you threats over these sites. Fighting over the internet is like being in a spelling bee.....even if you win, you're still a dork.(except for Akeelah)
  • I HATE when people that I don't even talk to wonder why they are not on my Top Friends list...How 'bout, because I don't like you whore. Remove yourself from my presence.
  • I HATE when dumb people send you a friend request and when you delete it, they send you another message saying "what's up witchu not accepting me?" I don't want your foolishness on my page! That's what's up!
  • I REALLY CAN'T STAND when like little slutty 12 year olds try to hit your page up and send you filthy, horny little messages and call you daddy and all this other messy craziness. I'm like, "I'm going to forward this to the police as well as your mother, and don't you have a spelling test to be studying for?"
  • I DON'T LIKE when people send you messages that say..."what's up yo, are you a top or a bottom, cuz im tryna get atchu"....WHAT?! no no no and NO!!

I'm really not bitching or anything...actually, I think some of this stuff is funny. I think if people would just contemplate what they do before they do it, Myspace and those other wannabe sites would be a whole lot more enjoyable....now tell me you don't agree!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is so so very true. I screen my people before I allow them to be my friend on myspace. You made some great points that I've been telling people for the longest time.

Domminique

That Dude Right There said...

MySpace? What's that?

Marz said...

KEEE At Except for Akeelah.


I WAS IN THE SPELLING BEE. WHAT YOU WANT? (LOL)


-Marz

ReddMann said...

hmmm studying for spelling tests

Tales from a Juggernaut said...

Haha, that's a lot of rage.

I try not to pay Myspace any attention-- I friend most people if they aren't too vapid, post pictures and poetry and then go on my merry little way.

It's just too much headache, probably from all the kids. But it's good for tracking down people.

MattW said...

I totally agree with you!I don't like Mypace. There are many adult people pretend to be 18 years old and seek friends there.
I would rather stay on a paid dating service. You can still enjoy many free services and meet new friends without any cost. Millionairematch.com is one of the good sites.

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